Creativity or just hunger-spawned delusions?
You be the judge. :) Here's a sprinkling of my favorite bits of fridge poetry for your amusement, with more to come as ideas surface. These were composed using a combination of the standard, computer talk, science talk, Shakespearean, and queer magnet sets.
I have no illegitimate ache to be unwholesome,
but I will lick that gorgeous piece of chocolate
You preposterous, slug-faced technoweenie!
I make cybersex with your motherboard
and mock your sluggard network!
Download my slippery fluids
you marvellous wanton vixen
A bitter wind chants a stormy symphony
but still I whisper delicate rain